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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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