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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

I had a submarine.... once

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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