- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A van drives into a car.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Refridgerator.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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