- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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