What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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