How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

i hate non minorities!

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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