- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's the difference between a duck?

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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