- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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