- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A blind man walks into a library.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Gay rights.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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