- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha black people :D

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A black man walks out of a police station

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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