Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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The Labour Party.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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