- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

whats hairy and crys your mom

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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