- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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