No your aunties a joke

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

My spelling is horrible

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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