a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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