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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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