Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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