Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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