- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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