- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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