- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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