What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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