A terrorist robs a walrus.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

womans rights...

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Camerons hair is Curly..

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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