- Anti Joke

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.