- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

an emo girl walked into a white room

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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