- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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