- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

why did you poop because you are a poop

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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