Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Jimmy Saville

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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