What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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