- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

I was watching Fox news.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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