- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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