- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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