- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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