- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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