- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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