- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

knock knock come in

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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