Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

WNBA

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Tunechi

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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