- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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