- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What do you call an arab ?

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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