What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Anti Joke

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