What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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