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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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