How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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