- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

whats brown and sticky a stick

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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