- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

your face

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

This is an anti-joke.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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