When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Hey Shea

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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