Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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