I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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