Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Golf.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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