- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Tony Romo

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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