- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what does a chair look like? a chair.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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