- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What's big and purple? Barney

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

united we sit, cause we're fat

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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