- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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