what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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