- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

John Cena for president

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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