Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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