- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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