- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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