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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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