- Anti Joke

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Blacks

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I