Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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