What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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