Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

what do you call a black chef glendon

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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