deez nuts

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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