- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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