- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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