- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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