Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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