- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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