- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

12 niqqa 12.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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