- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

what to call someone thats gay zak

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

im telling maguire

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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