- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

robin, get in the car.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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