- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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