- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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