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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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