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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

are you saying pam, or pan?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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