- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I think everybody should have a penis.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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