- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Steve Jobs is alive.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

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