- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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