- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

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