- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Women's Rights..

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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