- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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