- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Your Mom The End.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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