- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

A shark ate your mom

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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