- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

You know what's catchy? A cold

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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