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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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