What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Anti Joke

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