- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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