- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Its behind you like if you looked behind

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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