- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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