Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why didn't he finish his

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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