- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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