Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Yes

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Obama lin Baden.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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