I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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