- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

How about that airline food?

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

H o m o comes out as homo

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

what is the world worst joke? this one

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Take part of what?

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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