What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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