There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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