- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

dat shoe shine tho

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why? Why not?

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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