Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Everybody will die

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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