Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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How about that airline food?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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