- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Jack Stevens

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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