- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Yo Momma is not fat.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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