- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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