- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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