- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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