- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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