Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

womens rights

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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