A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Anti Joke

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