There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

why does the man appear fat he is

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Horse.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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