Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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obama

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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