How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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