Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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