- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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