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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

I'm tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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