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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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