- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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