- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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