yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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