what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Face...the other white meat!

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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