- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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