you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

I read the terms of service.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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