a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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