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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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