- Anti Joke

One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Whats green? The color green.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.