- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Everybody will die

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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