- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

hahahahaha thats not funny

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