- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Michael Brown

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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