- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Women's rights

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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