Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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