- Anti Joke

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

i dont fisish anythi