- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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