Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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