- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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