What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

whats brown and sticky? Doody

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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