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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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