What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Yes

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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