- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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