- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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