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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

women rights

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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