- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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