I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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The child was fired from his job.

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swag

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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