- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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