- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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