Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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