- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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