Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

WNBA

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

A black person dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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