Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Men's rights

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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