What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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your face

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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