How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Knock Knock.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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