why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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penis

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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