- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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