- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why did the blue berry cross the road

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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