- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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