- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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all these jokes are horrible now

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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