- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Everybody will die

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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