Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

It's all Taggart

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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