Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

poo

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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