today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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