- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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