- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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