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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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