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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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