- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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