- Anti Joke

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Christ is a conspiracy

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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