- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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