- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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