- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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