Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Wenis Penis

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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