What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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tea with milk?

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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