- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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