- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

autistic kids rock

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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