- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

You idiot.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Peas

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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