Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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