Knock knock! Just kidding.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

i saw amango it splootered

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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