- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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