- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

i committed murder

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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