Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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I am a mime

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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