what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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