- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

You're a big fat monkey.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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