A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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